Thursday, March 13, 2014

This is Not a Book: Day 51

Friday 14th March 2014 - I am aware it has been a while since my last post. Sorry :S - Day 51 of THIS IS NOT A BOOK.
Pages 14&15

'This is an ANNOYANCE. 
Do several things to this page
to make it annoying (e.g., make it sticky, 
write an insult, etc.)'

To this page I did the following things: 
1. Spilt tea all of over it with the caption; 'OCD FREAKS, YOU WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO CLEAN THIS UP!' 
2. 'I BET YOU WANT A PEANUT BUTTER CUP RIGHT NOW HEY?! Mwahahaha!' - Why yes. Now I do you horrible text! Peanut butter cups are pretty much my reason for living (dramatically speaking) and I don't get them often due to their sporadic availability. So this statement is truly annoying. 
3. I have also taped a purple nerd on this page; ' YOU CAN NEVER EAT THIS NERD.' - That's just mean isn't it? Purple ones are like the best. I didn't realise how horrible I could be to myself until I came across this page - apparently, the way to annoy me is through not allowing me to eat food. HA.