This is Not a Book: Day Six

Wednesday 20th November 2013 - Day Six (Yes, I skipped a day. What of it?)
As you can see, I did skip a day of this challenge. I really didn't have time yesterday :S
BUT, on to today!

Page 143&144
'This is a tool'
Come up with 50 different ways THIS IS NOT A BOOK could be used as a tool or utensil of some kind.

1. Drink coaster
2. A distraction
3. Paper weight
4. A hammer
5. A wallet
6. Flower press
7. A weapon
8. Laptop stand
9. A lesson
10. Fire-starter
11. A gift
12. A place to hold secrets
13. A disguise
14. Food tray
15. Fly-swatter
16. Something to stand on
17. "Sunglasses" (blocking the sun from one's eyes)
18. A seat to prevent dirt and other unwanted materials clinging to clothing
19. A prop in a play
20. A source of entertainment
21. A source of darkness while sunbathing
22. A place to rest one's head
23. A means of striking up a conversation with another (unknown)
24. A vital part in a devious plan to trip an unsuspecting victim
25. Bullet-proof vest
26. A hat
27. A way of measuring (length and width)
28. A place to withhold writing
29. Dramatic slap to the face
30. Snow board/sled
31. Camera stand (to increase height and prevent movement)
32. A place where animals do their business
33. The puck in air/ice hockey
34. A ruler
35. Back scratcher
36. Scissors (ripping straight)
37. A place where cats sleep
38. Some sort of drum
39. Food for rabbits, goats, etc.
40. Used to collage
41. A canvas
42. Used to cover horrifying things; spills, spiders, etc.
43. To hit oneself when necessary
44. Used to make path in dense forestry
45. Material for spit balls
46. A paddle
47. A flotation device
48. Attach to wall and create a shelf with THIS IS NOT A BOOK
49. Door stop
50. Book end

Oh my! This was extremely difficult to think of so many things! Hence why several are ridiculously far-fetched. Some of these I do think would actually work! Some.. Possibly not ;P Who knew a simple book could be used for so many different things!? How efficient!